HELLO NERDS!
03 Apr 09
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And I mean that in the most affectionate way possible.
How are you? I hope you’re very well indeed.
Welcome to the brand new, slightly fancier website… inside, you’ll find news of upcoming projects, videos of older ones, podcasts, and advice on modern dining etiquette.
Right now, I’m working on some new stuff – which I’ll tell you about soon (if you like). And hey – sign up to the mailing list while you’re here, and I’ll email you twelve times a day.
See you soon! I love you.







New look site looks great Sir however, I have signed up for your mailshots a zillion times and had nothing! Still, I live in hope… X
Danny Wallace is God
Hi Danny!! Just wanted to say I love the shiny new site, i can finally see what you’re up to! Any more stupid boy projects on the way?
Hmm by the way I sent you an email the other day, no reply yet. Hint hint
Anyway, thanks for the updated site, take care, Ruth
Just finished “Yes Man” the book – loved it much more than the movie. I’m a fan, Danny. Thanks!
Hello mr wallace, or should it be King Danny, i have just read all your books and must say quite inspiring. I hope there are more projects on the way. There is always a pint and a packet of peanuts for you in my pub south east london Alex(fellow man from bath)
The new look is really cool. I’ve also signed up for your mailing list thingy and i haven’t received any e-mails… yet. Hope to hear from you soon… ^_^
Danny u r a legdend. I have read your books and i am always looking out for your new stuff and seeing if i can get invloved. keep it up
Just finished reading the book. Thanks:)
> Danny Wallace is God
Danny, I like your book. However, how the comments make you feel?
Watch out.
you sir, are a genius.
Yo yo yo King Wallace! I’m glad your hiding away – i mean this in the nicest way possible of course. This means you must be writing new stuff! Fingers crossed! I love you more. Jade x
hey danny, i totally agree with all these danny wallace god-esque comments by the way!! danny purrleeease come up to newcastle one time for a book signing as not sure if you have ever done one in the north east not recently anyways!! lovin the new website, please write another book soon in time for my holidays as it has become tradition for the past 3 years that i have taken one of your creations on holiday with me and i fear that my holidays will not be the same without you!
keep being generally brilliant!
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Love the new site, but you dont email me 12 times a day!!!###*tut tut* lier…thats very naughty danny boy.
still. Danny wallace is a LEGEND.
Love the movie, came to see your site and make a comment
Hey Dan the Man!
Keep up the brilliant work. if you get the chance please check out my website. i emailed it to you.
Cheers
Josh
Thanks for the Yes phenomenon! Book still way better than the film…After reading your book it gave me the power to give up my boring well paid job in Yorkshire and move to Australia!…(to a low paid boring one!) Gee thanks!
Like many others I have read the books, its good to see there is optimism out there still even if the weather is a bit pants and there may be some pigflu issues around. Its not friday but I was just going to say, to anyone who happens to read this, You Look really Lovely today, that shirt brings out the colour of your eyes. Stay Rad.
Morning King Danny, and a lovely one at that. I just received your latest email and thought I’d swing by and see what projects are in the pipeline and have a nice cuppa. Looks like your not home at the moment so I’ll cruise round again later. Gotta fly, look forward to hearing from ya. Leila
Like the new look of this site. Quite impressive!
I’m confused. Under ‘News’ it says: “2nd July 2009
Friends Like These in paperback”, but my wife bought me the paperback for Xmas 2008. Does this mean my copy is worth a huge amount on eBay? Should I keep it as a family heirloom? It is VERY funny (the book I mean).
Good morning, Danny! It looks very much like all your dates are in the UK. Is that because you’re afraid to get on an airplane? I think it’s safe. I think we’re not talking so much about “swine flu” now.
Also, ‘Yes Man’ is next in my queue (I missed it in theatres). I just have to watch ‘Ghost Town’ and send it back. And then ‘Yes Man.’ The book is a favorite of mine, and Jim Carrey doesn’t happen to be, so I approach it with some trepidation. But you seem to like the movie. So I’m looking forward to it.
Come back to America! Conquer something.
Hey danny, Got a new project for you. A journey around the UK on National Express coaches visitng the unique and quaint locations in the British Isles (i work for them now).

Me, you, tv crew. Ok, maybe not the best idea…
Keep finding those ‘silly boy projects’!
Hi, I read your column every Thursday, after my father showed me the one where you were talking about being out with one of your mates and he smelt after running to meet you and some girls… then he said something about washing his feet in the urinal. I swear on my mother AND fathers life i have never laughed so hard in my whole life. I almost peed my pants/knickers (added variation in case the first was too ‘Americanised’)… oops that was too much information wasn’t it!
anywhooo… Bye.
AA.
Hi.
Just reading you’re excellent new book ‘Friends Like These’. Congratulations on another fine piece of reading matter. I don’t often write comments on websites, but i was compelled to when i found out that one of my favourite writers has the same birthday as mine. I too am a 16th of November man, is that a wierd reason to write to you?
H in Sheffield
I like your new site!!
yayyyy
I make everyone I know read your books ^___^
and they all love them! seriously, everyone I give them too. cool beans.
Hola Danny, son las 12:54 am, acabo de terminar de ver la pelicula YES! Y es fantastica, me diverti mucho y me hizo reflexionar sobre el rumbo de mi vida…de cuantas cosas me he perdido por decir No! o Tal vez! Vi tu nombre cuando pasan toda la informacion de la pelicula y busque en internet y encontre este sitio y vi que se podia dejar un comentario y dije Por que no en espanol? (Why not leave the comment in spanish?)
Genial! Tengo que conseguir tu libro.
Bye! Cecy R. Solares
Saludos desde El Salvador
lovely book. hilarious. alive. very human.
You know I love your books Danny and yes I’m looking forward to your future projects but please, stop emailing me so much, a couple of emails a day are fine just for a catch up but seriously when you ask how much I’m missing you when I emailed you back like 30 minutes ago is getting a little too much. Keep up the great work and yes I’ll sign up for your newsletter
Danny, another book on a different stupid boy project mate I have run out of entertaining funny books. Keep up the good work pal, best wishes from a man who has just got scatter cushions…
Ian Essex thats in Essex not as in a relation of David Essex…..
Love the fact that the website is designed by Heehaw
Hi Danny
I was just looking at the cover of Friends Like These and noticed that your car tax expired yesterday.
Keep up the great work!!
I just felt a bit left out, so thought i’d leave a message too..
Hello =D
Just read about something called a “White Lady Hamburger” that you had whilst in new Zealand.
Unfortunatley this coincided with me finishing Yes Man!
Looking forward to the burger ( how long is the trip from Chatham in Kent)