Danny Wallace

Well, at last.

Danny — Fri, 13 Aug 2010 23:00:23 +0000

Sometimes I worry my socks are not fancy enough.

Danny — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 08:32:33 +0000

I would’ve walked straight into that.

Danny — Tue, 03 Aug 2010 18:47:38 +0000

Record of the Week! I guess in those days you didn’t face arrest for things like this.

Danny — Sun, 25 Jul 2010 10:24:26 +0000

I get the feeling Noel wasn’t entirely comfortable with the unusual change in direction the new producer had suggested.

Danny — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 09:25:28 +0000

After the War on Drugs… after the War on Terrorism… behold! A fearsome new enemy!

Danny — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 16:13:33 +0000

I can’t believe it’s taken this long to make pickles sexy.

Danny — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 14:55:57 +0000

I hate it when you realise the restaurant you’re going to is miles away. So I always eat here, because no matter where you are, it’s close.

Danny — Mon, 28 Jun 2010 15:08:11 +0000

“Sandra? It’s me. I’m just wondering how you want me to subtitle the next guest? … Right… Really?”

Danny — Wed, 23 Jun 2010 07:50:44 +0000

Thank you…

Danny — Sat, 12 Jun 2010 16:44:11 +0000

… if you bought a copy of my new book, Awkward Situations for Men, this week! I properly, properly appreciate it.

The reaction has been great, and I’m very grateful – and I’m pleased, too, to say the book went in at number three in the Sunday Times Bestsellers List and is still there five weeks on… which means I can now make pompous faces and wear a monocle.

I am doing both now.

Reviews include Heat (“Delightfully funny”), The Daily Record (“Comedy genius”) and Private Eye (“The success of ASFM is assured… evidence of a sharp imagination… winningly surreal… progressive, original and enlightening”), though I may have edited that last bit slightly.

Thanks so much for your support.

DWx