After the War on Drugs… after the War on Terrorism… behold! A fearsome new enemy!
Danny Wallace
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- H A P P Y N E W Y E A R you big silly. x 2012-01-01
- Turns out, in fairness, they were referring to the clean-up afterwards. I thought it seemed weird. As @mrjamesob says, "they were robbed". 2011-12-30
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It’s about time – forget about weapons of mass destruction, we need to be targeting the top secret locations of these ‘women’ and their own secret weapons, namely Top Shop, Pret a Manger, Accessorize and the worst one of all… Selfridges.
I’ve heard they can hypnotise men with the secret things they hide beneath their armour!
Some how I think we’ll lose…
Don’t worry we have carlsberg! Now if they could only make something half-decent